[Ranma 1/2] Uta Koyomi image song (1990)
[3 gatsu] Yasashii, Ii Musume ni Narenai {[March] I won't Be a Sweet, Nice Girl}
Singer: Tendou Akane * Hidaka Noriko
Lyricist: Ranma-teki Kagekidan Bungeibu
Composer/Arranger: Kawai Kenji
[Ranma no baka!]
[Ranma, you idiot!]
honto ni anta-tte mattaku anta-tte
tonikaku anta-tte baka ne, baka baka
baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba
You are really... you are totally...
you are in any case... stupid, stupid stupid!
Stupid stupid stupid stupid
stupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupid!
doo yuu tsumori na no dattara nan na no
eei! uttoushii baka ne, baka baka
baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba
What are you gonna say? And what's that?
Eh? You're bothering me! Stupid, stupid stupid!
Stupid stupid stupid stupid
stupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupid!
sangatsu mikka wa hinamatsuri gogatsu itsuka wa kodomo no hi
otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
anta ippen shinde koi!
3/3 is the Doll Festival. 5/5 is Children's Day.*
Either be a boy or a girl! Either like me or hate me!
#>(< off and die!+
ue kara yonde mo baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba
shita kara yonde mo baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba
Read from the top,
stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid!
Read from the bottom,
stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid!
[joudan ja nai wa yo dare ga anta nanka to...!]
[No kidding! Who the hell would [get engaged with] someone
like you?]
urusai no yo anta-tte narenareshii anta-tte
nani yo! haji shirazu baka ne, baka baka
baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba
You're a loudmouth! Don't be so familiar!
What! You're shameless! Stupid, stupid stupid!
Stupid stupid stupid stupid
stupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupid!
sangatsu mikka wa hinamatsuri akari o tsukemasho bonbori ni
otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
anna hentai o-kotowari!
3/3 is the Doll Festival. Let's light up the paper lanterns.
Either be a boy or a girl! Either like me or hate me!
A pervert like that, I refuse!++
migi kara yonde mo baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba
hidari kara yonde mo baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba
Read from the right,
stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid!
Read from the left,
stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid!
yasashii, ii ko [kanji: musume] ni kon'ya mo narenai kedo...
[datte PANKU da mon!]
I won't be a nice, sweet girl, even tonight, however...
['Cause I'm punk!]
sangatsu mikka wa hinamatsuri hachigatsu yokka wa FUJI TEREBI
otoko ka onna ka hakkiri shinasai suki ka kirai ka hakkiri shinasai
warukatta wa ne bukiyou de!
3/3 is the Doll Festival. 8/8 is Fuji Television.**
Either be a boy or a girl! Either like me or hate me!
I know I'm clumsy!+++
yoko kara yonde mo baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba
tate kara yonde mo baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka ba
Read horizontally,
stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid!
Read vertically,
stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid!
[Thank you, baby...]
[(Kasumi:) Akane, soko made iwanakute mo.]
[Akane, you don't have to go that far...]
* The Doll Festival (the Girls' Festival) on March 3 is a national
holiday celebrated by displaying a court of ceramic dolls.
Children's Day on May 5 (formerly Boys' Day; boys still
traditionally hang carp streamers) is another national holiday
wishing children health and happiness.
** Fuji TV (channel 8 in Tokyo) promotes 8/8 as Fuji Television Day.
+ Quote from when Ranma remarks on Akane's panty color.
++ Quote from the first episode, when Akane refuses her engagement to
Ranma after his curse is explained.
+++ Quote from when Akane had difficulty training in martial arts
gymnastics.
やさしい、いい娘〈こ〉になれない
「らんま 1/2 歌暦」イメージ・ソング (1990)
ほんとにあんたって まったくあんたって
とにかくあんたって ばかね、ばかばか
ばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかば
どおゆうつもりなの だったらなんなの
ええい！ うっとうしい ばかね、ばかばか
ばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかば
３月３日はひなまつり ５月５日は子供の日
男か女かはっきりしなさい 好きか嫌いかはっきりしなさい
あんたいっぺん死んでこい！
上から読んでも ばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかば
下から読んでも ばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかば
うるさいのよあんたって なれなれしいあんたって
なによ！ はじ知らずば ばかね、ばかばか
ばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかば
３月３日はひなまつり 灯りおつけましょぼんぼりに
男か女かはっきりしなさい 好きか嫌いかはっきりしなさい
あんな変態お断り！
右から読んでも ばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかば
左から読んでも ばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかば
やさしい、いい娘〈こ〉に 今夜もなれないけど…
３月３日はひなまつり ８月８日はフジテレビ
男か女かはっきりしなさい 好きか嫌いかはっきりしなさい
悪かってわね不器用で！
横から読んでも ばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかば
縦から読んでも ばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかばかば
歌：天道あかね（乱馬的歌劇団）
作詞：乱馬的歌劇団文芸部
作曲・編曲：川井憲次